January 2012
When I'm having a fight with my older sibling and...
I’M ALWAYS LIKE:
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December 2011
If I ever find my celebrity crush's house
Reblog if you care more about this child:
than all the half naked girls on tumblr.
Reblog if you're gonna end the year single.
gcioandthe7ballz:
thegreatestandmostpowerful:
arborgreen:
arcel-sorm:
wraithtwoey:
askcobyamiblaze:
T-T
((AWWWW YYEEAAAAAHH!!))
(ooc:….. *sigh*)
((*Shrug* I’m used to it by now.))
((Bipches can’t handle my swag))
But of course.
R.I.P to the family of 6 who died because a man...
alittle-bitlonger:
jaden-schwartz:
bro-i-love-you:
thats horrible..
Are you serious :O
wtf?! :o
Boys say they like natural girls,
summ3rfever:
But honestly, if there’s two girls walking down the street, one with nice smokey eyes and a classy red lipstick and another with shoved up hair and no makeup; you’re going to be looking at the one who made an effort .. and if boys do prefer natural girls, why is it always the girls who wear the most makeup who actually get the boyfriends?
When you're out with your friends, →
and you spot a cute guy, at first you’re like:
Then you wait for a sec, and you start to look at each other like
When girls fake their voices to sound cute
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I get distracted more easily than a five year old.
notlellathellama:
Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr:
FUCK YOU
ASSHOLE OH MY GOD
H O W
W H Y
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING
IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR
WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT
WHY DO YOU EXIST
GET OUT
LEAVE
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING
ASLUTKDRAYFCSLGV.SYIA;SFTD;FAY FUCK ME
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Unacceptable ways of...
when you pass by your crush and smile at him
sweetandsassssy:
expectations on how he’ll respond:
reality:
and you’re just like
I SEE HOW IT IS.
FACT: People with brown eyes are the most fun and...
halfofmyheart31:
friend: *sees picture of member of my favourite band* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
When your sibling eats the food you hid from them
You little shit
the awkward moment when your younger sister is...
